Dave Vinluan

His Excellency, PresiDave David Martyn R. Vinluan (Hedychiumcoronariumcamianensis perfectus) is the 1st, and incumbent PresiDave of MesopoCamia. He is the first Dave Vinluan to hold the office, hence making him the first member of species perfectus to ever hold the office.

Dave was born a child prodigy in the field of everythingexceptCAD. He was born to two cool parents, both who share faces with famous celebrities. His mother resembling striking similarities to the first PresiDave of MesopoCamia, Dave Vinluan, and his father looking like Rivers Cuomo of Weezer.

Quotes

 * FIRE FIRE WEWEWEIAOGARJKNAR
 * Lord, help us keep the holding on
 * You have activated my trap card!